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Know the Porn Myths to Avoid a Disappointed Penis

Watching porn is a rite of passage for some men. It begins with several visuals, like that proverbial Playboy magazine several friends passes around prior to they are old enough to learn what it all means. Eventually a young man discovers the visual and aural stimulation of moving video, and that often begins a lifelong love of porn. In fact, the sore penis that results from much too much porn watching might turn into a man's first foray into figuring out good penis care.

But when a guy begins to take pleasure from pleasure with someone outside the screen, he is frequently disappointed by the vast gulf between what porn teaches him and what really happens in the bed room. For the uninitiated, here are a few things to never actually be prepared to translate from the screen to the bed room.

Perfect bodies. All the participants in a porn video are usually very young and healthy. And when they aren't, the video producers use tricks of camera angles and lighting to cover any flaws. The result may be the belief a woman should look a certain way, and a guy should too. That may definitely result in disappointment in the bedroom.

Instant hardness. Men in porn are very rarely observed in a flaccid state. The moment a woman walks over the screen, they are hard enough to crush diamonds. The simple truth is that most porn productions work with a 'fluffer' - a female whose only job is to get a man hard before he walks onscreen. JAV Underground What is apparently 'instant' really is just an illusion.

She gets off fast. Women in porn seem to feel as though every touch is orgasmic, and they may actually have numerous orgasms throughout one session. The simple truth is very different. Women usually need a very specific kind of stimulation, for much more than just a few seconds, to get turned on - much less to get off.

Noise, noise, noise! A porn video is filled up with aural stimulation, which is part of why most guys love it so much. And who wouldn't? The problem is that women aren't really likely to make noises like that in the sack. Sure, they might be enthusiastic and make some noise, however the sounds in a porn film won't likely be replicated in the bed room.

Money shots. Here's a fascinating stat: porn actors ejaculate somewhere apart from the vagina 81 percent of that time period. More often than not they do it on her body or most commonly, her face. The problem is that 80 percent of ladies in true to life report not liking that particular move. So unless she approves beforehand, don't expect to replicate this.

Crazy moves. Remember the 'fluffer' and the illusion she creates? The same thing is true of a woman who is able to do wild things in porn, like anal intercourse without any preparation, or double penetration. In each case, the situation has been prepped and carefully coordinated off-camera. Again, don't be prepared to replicate things like this!